haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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