It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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