He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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