***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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