Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
we should paint friendship bongs
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