love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
