The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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