I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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