She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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