I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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