Dual....:-)
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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