he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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