the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
