I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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