That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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