You really coming over, don't trick.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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