Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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