Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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