If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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