I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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