Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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