he shaved USA in his pubs
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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