Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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