That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
