i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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