He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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