I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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