I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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