I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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