I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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