worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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