i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Terrible idea I love it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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