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Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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