So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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