Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
the raccoons are back...
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