real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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