i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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