He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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