i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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