My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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