Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
