I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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