Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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