Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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