i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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