He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bring me that man meat
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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