at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
A+ Viking dick
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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