i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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