Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There r osticjed everywhere
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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