I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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