Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
