oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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