How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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