just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize