Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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