She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
zippers are such a cool invention
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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