I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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