I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
