ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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