Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Never joke about your clitoris.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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