All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
love makes seman taste better
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....