Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.