you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.